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Joke of the Day
"A bird can fly... But a fly can't bird."
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"ok so, imagine star wars but instead of space it's brooklyn n uh instead of cool space guys, it's lena dunham complaining about stuff"
"3 gays in a hot tub A bubble of semen rises up, one looks at the others and says ""OK who's farted?"""
"John Cena wakes up in the hospital He has no idea what is going on. A nurse walks into his room and he asks, ""Where am I?"" She responded, ""ICU."" He said,""No you don't."""
"I bought a white bathrobe and splattered it with red paint just to freak out my neighbors when I go get the mail."
"Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion? Tanto"
"Yes he's financially stable & hasn't been to jail for domestic violence like the other guy but I can change the other guy wait & see - Women"
"Why aren't hippies good pitchers? Because they're always high and outside."
"Before you cannibalize your roommate due to cabin fever, remember that you cannot afford the rent alone. #blizzard2016"
"Why are assholes always more successful than you? Because they make shit happen."