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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about fingering a Gypsy on her period? You get your palm read at the same time...."

"Did you hear about the guy... [nsfw?] Did you hear about the guy with three penises? His pants fit him like a glove."

"After 1am you can sit back and relax because the bad decisions pretty much make themselves."

"GOD: I call them Water Buffalo ANGEL: But they live on land GOD: Yep ANGEL: GOD: ANGEL: u really dont care anymore do u GOD: Not a bit"

"What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear? Camembert!"

"I thought I was schizophrenic... But I talked myself out of it."

"me:(nervously) so I gotta fight one of these things? zookeeper: what? no me: I choose...the polar bear zookeeper: why would you choose that"

"What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder."

"In olden times it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. Since then weddings have been held there and times haven't changed at all!"

"The only time a Girl asked me for a coffee was when she mistook me for a Waiter."