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Joke of the Day
"Why does granny have black eyes? She was skipping without her bra"
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"Don't judge me until you know me. Don't underestimate me until you challenge me. And don't talk about me until you talk to me"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Cigarette, and you take him for a drag."
"What do you call a heard of masturbating cows? ....Beef stroganoff"
"Damn, girl are you Twitter? Because I can't stop staring at you and saying stupid things."
"A cannibal went for a walk... ...and he passed his brother"
"What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist? They both have wet noses."
"I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
"Why don't black people listen to country music? Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot."
"Spent way too much time walking around the house trying to track down an odd noise that turned out to be a whistle in my nose."