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Joke of the Day
"Why does granny have black eyes? She was skipping without her bra"
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"I can finish The Times' crossword in under five minutes but I struggle to eat the whole paper"
"If an illegal immigrant got into a fight with a pedophile Would it be called Alien vs Predator? Edit:I honestly was unaware that this joke had been done before. Not a big robot chicken fan. My bad"
"Wife: Wow, I'm tired Me: Go relax, give me the recipe and I'll make dinner [Five minutes later] Me: Honey, I think we're out of...""oven""?"
"Why are men smarter while having sex? Because they're plugged into a know it all."
"You know, redheads... are pumpkin spiced all year round."
"MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: What is it that you are both most fearful of? WIFE: I just...[sobbing]...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels"
"Knock knock ""Hey Walter, wanna hear a joke?"" ""Sure"" ""Knock kno- "" ""I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!!!"""
"A wife tells her husband who works with computers that shes pregnant She later sees him on his computer clicking ctrl z"
"I usually don't tell blondes jokes But when I do I have a 60% more chance to sleep with them."