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Joke of the Day

"How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? They can't, they're not bright enough."

"What do you call a homeless horse with a Borderline Personality Disorder ? Unstable."

"Vaccine to cooties 4chan"

"Damn girl, is it just me, Or did I just damn you to hell for the sake of pick up line?"

"A woman is at her father's deathbed. She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. ""Dad, I'm sorry,"" she whispers. ""Goodbye, Sorry,"" he says, ""*I'm dead.*"""

"I saw a billboard that said, ""Be her Romeo"" and featured a pic of a diamond ring. Apparently they have not read Shakespeare."

"Saw the pictures of the Hooters girls who were fired due to weight discrimination? Now I'm in the mood for Wings, Muffin Tops & Camel Toes"

"we're going to have a president named jeb. president jeb."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin"

"Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it..."