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Joke of the Day

"I saw a billboard that said, ""Be her Romeo"" and featured a pic of a diamond ring. Apparently they have not read Shakespeare."

"Why is stevie wonder always smiling He doesn't know hes black yet"

"Talking about planets with my nephew. He asked if you could Plow thru Uranus because it's all gas"

"Frankly, I adore your mom. She said I'm the funniest motherfucker that's ever been up in this bitch! And she wasn't talking about Twitter."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two... just don't ask me how they got in there."

"Wife jokes... Why do brides wear white on the wedding day? Because all appliances come in white. Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on the stove."

"ISIS is knocking on my door recruiting... Cause I just bombed this physics test."

"Charlie Manson has served his time, it's time to release him back into society. Somewhere near Justin Bieber."

"The Myinb Oxen was recently declared extinct. RIP Myinb Ox"

"Whenever I miss my ex I think about the things I didnt like about him... Like his hairy behind and his wife."