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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a homeless horse with a Borderline Personality Disorder ? Unstable."

"What do you call a man with a one inch penis? Justin."

"A man saw a jar at a store's check-out counter that read ""Donate $1 for children"". ""That's a good deal!"" he thought."

"Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before."

"On a scale of one to ten, guess how much I like golfing. Fore!"

"Got a handjob from a blind girl last night She said ""You're dicks the biggest one I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nahh, you're just pullin' my leg."" Edit: spell check"

"Me: Quit talking down to me like I don't know shit about technology! 12yo: Sorry... Me: That's ok. Now fix the router."

"Women are like, ""no I'm not mad"" *sets your car on fire* Nope not mad"

"Ok so for next Halloween ill be mozart. ""I'll be beethoven!"" Yeah okay, calm down sally. So Mr. Terminator who will you be? ""I'LL BE BACH."""

"An 8 year old and his uncle walk deep into the woods... The 8 year old turns to his uncle and says ""I'm scared."" The uncle responds "" you think your scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"""