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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homeless horse with a Borderline Personality Disorder ? Unstable."
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"There are three rings in marriage The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."
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"The swedish word ""gratrunka"" means 'crying while masturbating'. Guess you can say its a... real tear jerker."
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"What's addicting? The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal."
"A man died in a tragic skydiving accident. Some say he left an impact on the world."
"The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one you love!!"
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"What do you call a poster of a sexy pepper? A jalapinup"