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Joke of the Day

"You know what they should call ""Tinder"" in Manhattan? The New York Cock Exchange"

"Women call me The Gold Medal I always finish first."

"Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people said ""Taxi!"""

"If a group of lions is called a pride, then a group of humans should be called an embarrassment."

"A man walks in to a library and asks for a book on Amnesia. The librarian replies, ""fuck off, you'll forget to bring it back"" To which the man replies, ""bring what back?"""

"I subscribe to Groupon because it's good to know which nearby restaurants have mediocre food & will probably be out of business soon."

"Friends are like trampolines. I've always wanted a trampoline."

"Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest? They're always eager for more on their pate."

"Gonorrhea is the name of the medication used to treat diarrhea, right?"

"I could win an Olympic gold medal If the women's gymnastic balance beam was a male competition too, I could win the gold medal. I've been mastering a 4 inch wood beam since I was a little kid"