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Joke of the Day

"Dear Apple, Sorry to hear that you're still figuring out how cell phones work."

"The English team visited an orphanage in brazil. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"",said Jose age 6."

"I had a goal to lose 20 Pounds by the end of the year. 30 pounds to go"

"News Headline: ""Nasa finds crack in Space Shuttle"" Well its got to get pretty boring up there on those long space flights."

"I told my wife to go shopping for a pair of great tits. She thought I was talking about cosmetic surgery."

"What's long and hard on a black guy? The first grade"

"Jesus was talking to a crowd... Jesus was talking to a crowd, explaining he was the son of God. Everyone in the crowd said ""Nah, No way!"" Jesus stood up and said ""Yahweh!"""

"i wish i could grow a burrito in my backyard. what if blades of grass were mini burritos. i could make a bed out of mini burritos."

"What do we want now!? When do we want 'em? Time machines!"

"Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers"