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Joke of the Day

"So Tim Cook (CEO of Apple) came out as gay ....I guess that's why all of their products suck dick."

"That awkward moment when it's not actually awkward, but just sort of a general observation about everyday life."

"I don't understand why people get embarrassed buying condoms. It's much more awkward trying to return them. ""She didn't like me."""

"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its ass."

"how did mario find a ghost? He used a luigi board."

"Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind."

"Ten words, two commas, a punctuation mark and a full stop all appeared in court yesterday. They're due to be sentenced next week."

"What is the difference between a camel and a college student? Camel can go days without drinking!"

"What do you call a straight Godzilla fan? Hedorahsexual"

"What's the highest thing in existence? A female's issues. They won't ever be able to get over them."