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Joke of the Day

"What's the highest thing in existence? A female's issues. They won't ever be able to get over them."

"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. One to change it and his girlfriend to give him a blowjob when he's done."

"""What do we want?"" ""Hearing aids."" ""When do we want them?"" ""Hearing aids."""

"About delete my Facebook account, I hope Stacey and Heather from the 3rd grade can handle the rejection."

"People that say ""The worst kind of cut is a paper cut"" probably haven't been stabbed in the face before."

"I believe that there are two things that we can all agree on: Boobs."

"What's Donald Trump's favorite song? White Christmas"

"Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage? He had cold feet."

"What did the O say to the Q? ""Dude, you're dicks hanging out"""

"Confucius say... Man who go to bed with sex in mind, wake up with solution in hand."