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Joke of the Day
"I think I'll TiVo my kids and watch them later."
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"I like my coffee like I like my women. Strong and Bitter"
"A novice asked his zen master if it's ok for Buddhists to use email. The master answered: ""Yes. But no attachments."""
"What'd the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"Usually, my rule for drinking is ""one & done"". But with tequila... it's ""Juan & Don""."
"The year is 2020. Hip hop has fully merged with dubstep, creating the genre of music known as Dubhop. All hope for mankind is lost"
"I was born Mary Patterson... but then I married and, naturally, I took my husbands name. So now I'm Neil Patterson. From ""A Bit of Fry and Laurie"""
"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? Trump has never had a garbanzo on his face."
"The world's shortest joke. Pakistani government."
"Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress."