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Joke of the Day
"What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails? I haven't a clous."
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"smokers have a greater risk of heart disease, stroke and hard-to-hear outdoor phone conversations."
"When you're a kid and you have an accident you pee your pants. When you're an adult and you have an accident you have a kid."
"Dear yellow traffic light, Challenge accepted. Sincerely, a driver ready to get home"
"Doctor is rummaging through his bag looking for a pen... He pulls out a rectal thermometer instead, ""Ah goddammit some asshole has my pen!"""
"Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps? TOTEM POLE!!"
"I went to the races yesterday. The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip."
"What Bible verse keeps every student going? Lunch 11:35."
"I call my penis ""Pizza"" Because when you get it it is firm, gooey, and delicious. But if you leave it out to long it gets hard and crusty"
"Wife [walking into house]: Ummm.. Me: [recreating ""You Better Shape Up Scene"" from Grease with my dog dressed as Sandy]: You're home early."