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Joke of the Day

"I like my girls like I like my coffee. In a cup."

"What's worse than fighting an uphill battle? Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there."

"There was a terrorist attack on a French cheese shop. Reports say there was a lot of die Brie."

"Am I the only one who wants to write ""Over"" at the end of my tweets? Over."

"[puts puppy in microwave] [googles instructions for making hotdogs] [quickly releases puppy from microwave]"

"Sad that Batman's never seen a PG movie b/c he never had parental guidance"

"Why do melons have traditional marriages? Because they cantaloupe"

"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant"

"I didn't want to walk in the woods. But i was forest"

"Why do girls never propose Because as soon as she gets on her knees, she starts unzipping him"