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Joke of the Day
"Hey UK! You're looking great! Have you lost a few pounds?"
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"I asked a Jewish girl for her number.. ..do she rolled up her sleeve."
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"""Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"" Lucifer: Are you hitting on me?"
"What type of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans"
"How are buttsex and asparagus the same? If you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult."
"If you don't like my opinion of you improve yourself!"
"Do you like Wendy's? Reply: Yes! Answer: you like it when deez nuts in yo face"
"*walks outside* Its real quiet.. Almost too quiet. *looks around* *lights BBQ* *1000 Dads emerge from nowhere giving generic BBQ advice*"
"How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral? Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body"