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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn? A: Out dated farming equipment."
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"""A pirate with no p... is irate!"" Friday is International talk Like a Pirate Day!"
"""your mom"" jokes can be fun but they can be over-used too . . . . just like your mom"
"Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit? The Khajiit."
"""My lips are sealed."" -Virgins."
"Joseph and Mary are having a romp in the hay. Mary says, ""what if I get pregnant, what will I tell them?"" Joseph replies, ""you will think of something."""
"People keep telling me PHP is a dirty language... Until I shove a string up there asses and turn it into a multidimensional array."
"[roadtrip] ME: I need a bathroom break FRIEND: no stops for 2 hours, use that Gatorade bottle ME: um...ok...now how am I supposed to wipe?"
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he's married"
"How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to stand around and say 'FABULOUS!'"