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Joke of the Day

"Where do you send Jewish kids with ADHD? Concentration Camp"

"What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !"

"My mother-in-law got into a car accident and broke both her legs and arms even god knows what a snake she is"

"I lost 50 pounds by having my wallet stolen in London AND YOU CAN TOO"

"What are the people from the country Lesbia called? Lesbians"

"I've eaten so many cheeseburgers, my hula hoop is just a fancy waist bracelet."

"I'd take Cap'n Crunch more seriously if his eyebrows weren't on his hat."

"I was a house painter for five years I didn't think I'd ever finish that fucking house"

"Today I found out my roommate was pansexual... Needless to say I was pretty shocked when I woke up and found him in bed with all of our kitchenware."

"I had a terrible experience at the Reddit bistro All of the servers were busy"