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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you."

"How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other? Very Quackly"

"Do you need space? Join NASA!"

"I'm 50, and I have the cholesterol of a teenager. It's amazing what you can find on eBay."

"NSFW - What do arrogant pricks and tampons have in common? ... They are both stuck up cunts."

"Did anybody else see the lunar eclipse tonight? I looked, but I couldn't see it."

"I told my son I'm a motherfucker...... He was like. ""You fuck mothers...... lesbo."" I replied. "" Ain't a lesbo if it's myself."""

"A groaner for all you math lovers out there... Just kidding, that will never happen!"

"Why do people procrastinate? I'll tell you later."

"I saw a huge seagull today... It was big enough to be a D-gull But not quite big enough to be an Eagle"