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Joke of the Day

"A groaner for all you math lovers out there... Just kidding, that will never happen!"

"Signs And Notices"

"[Working in a hospital] ME: Well, this guy's autopsy is done NURSE: You mean tonsillectomy ME: Uh oh"

"An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. What do you call a singing computer? Adele."

"My knock, knock joke Knock, Knock Who's there? The Doctor. Doctor who? No, just The Doctor."

"Look on the bright side would be horrible advice to someone trapped in a tanning bed"

"Why did the genie turn the man into a toad? He rubbed him the wrong way."

"Wait till the hamburglar finds out about money"

"What tastes good on pizza but not on pussy? Crust"

"What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth? The night shift at Waffle House."