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Joke of the Day
"Do you need space? Join NASA!"
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"So I've Been Making this Joke About Alkaline Metals Recently... I'ts been getting a lot of good reactions!"
"My shy father was killed by a falling piano. His funeral was very low key."
"Last night I had a bad dream about a nocturnal horse It was a real night-mare"
"I'm going to take a shower and wash my hair, only to have it washed later at the salon. Because, I'm a woman and that makes sense."
"""Fee Fi Fo Fum"" is the ""HAY HAY GIIRLFRIEEEND"" of giant speak."
"Knock Knock Go fuck yourselves."
"My mother said to me at dinner last week that I overreact too much to criticism. So I shot her."
"What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth? Glad-'e-ate-'er"
"difference between gun and....... what is difference between gun and lun ( dick ) gun is hot after the shart an lun (dick) is hot before the shart )>"