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Joke of the Day
"Do you need space? Join NASA!"
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"What is the same betweem long distance track and school Your going nowhere and your doing it slowly"
"What did one fish say to another fish after Eve had her first bath? Great, now we smell like woman."
"I wish I was able to argue about something as strongly as women do about nothing"
"Don't masturbate with Crisco. It's shortening."
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. I'll be here all week."
"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? Nothing. He just let out a little wine."
"[faulty megaphone] LISTEN MAN, I {dont} THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT. THERE'S {no} HOPE IF YOU DO. [bangs megaphone on hand] JUST {dont} KILL THEM"
"All the dads with weekend custody are crowding up the donut shop."
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year."