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Joke of the Day

"A guy in a plane stood up & shouted ""HIJACK!"" All passengers got scared . . . Then from the other end of the plane a guy shouted back, . . . ""Hi JOHN"""

"What are the coldest triangles? Ice-sosceles"

"I won $3 million on the Lottery this weekend. I decided to donate a quarter of it to Charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75 and she has $.25"

"Hooking a clock on your belt It would just be a waist of time."

"It only took me one drink to get drunk... I just can't remember if it was the seventh or the eighth (George Burns)"

"I never understood why being called an Einstein is bad. It's only relatively insulting."

"What is the strongest bird ? A crane !"

"Imagine Iron Man having an iron deficiency That would be ironic."

"Did you hear about the cannibal that ate undercooked food? He threw his arms up in disgust."

"*slides $5 to the funeral director* Maybe you can get me the widow's phone number?"