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Joke of the Day
"What did the frog say in the massage parlor? Rubbit."
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"What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !"
"Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is getting released for the second time in Iraq. They're renaming the game to The Sims 5."
"Donald Trump, Barack Obama and Putin walk into a bar.. and walk out after having a drink. What else did you expect they would do in a bar?"
"Helping a few people complete their bucket list so they will just die already."
"*whispers to old lady at Starbucks* one time they ran out of coffee here and we ate a baby"
"[creating the armadillo] GOD: I want a half turtle, ANGEL: Okay G: Half pig, A: Okay, I'm on it- G: Half anteater A: ...Are u drunk G: Very"
"""We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy... ...but because it is cheesy."""
"I treat women like I do numbers.... If they're under 16, do them in your head."
"What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away? A Fraudian slip."