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Joke of the Day

"Sure I could get off the couch & put new batteries in this remote but instead I am going to hold it high above my head & at different angles"

"LPT: If you ever get cold and don't have a sweater, stand in a corner for a few minutes; they're usually about 90 degrees. ( )"

"Here's my review of EA Sorry EA but if you want the review it'll be $5.99 for each letter and $7.99 for each punctuation and comma"

"A man is accused.. ..of raping a ginger woman. The Judge says 'what you did was disgusting and horrible'. The man replies 'in my defence, it was dark and she was wearing a hat!'."

"""Nobody move!"" - 19th century photographer"

"What do you call fans who take a trilogy way too seriously? Christians, Muslims, and Jews."

"What is a printer's favorite Village People song? YMCK"

"What do pirates do on Saturdays? They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales."

"They told me to dress for the job I want, not for the job I have. They fired me the next day because I dressed for a blowjob. I'll show myself out..."

"I'm so sick of this debate. Of COURSE, the chicken came first! Are you saying I don't know how to properly fuck a chicken?"