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Joke of the Day
"What is a printer's favorite Village People song? YMCK"
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"What did the diver say to the oyster? I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!"
"Two windmills walk into a bar... They had a good moment. ___________________________ Hopefully there's some engineering joke lovers out there :)"
"George stops at red light... A beautiful blonde stops just beside him. George pull down his window. She also pull down her window. George smiles and asks with a grin on his face "" you also farted?"""
"A jumper cable walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, ""I'll serve ya but don't start anything."""
"If they crossover the stories of King Midas and Oedipus... It'll be pure motherfucking gold!"
"What do you call a terrorist with eight legs? An Iraqnid."
"""Interested in mail enhancement?"" Me: u mean 'male' enhancement ""No. [whispering] what if I told u I could get ur mail like so fast bro"""
"My school principal is also a mechanic When I asked him about my shaky car, he said it was grounds for suspension."
"As a large scale chicken farmer I raise hundreds of cocks everyday for a living."