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Joke of the Day

"I used to be a banker But I lost *interest*"

"If I had a dollar for every time I said a racist comment, I would have 0 dollars Because some black guy would have robbed me"

"A Kraft cheese factory recently burned down... No one reported the fire for hours, because no one believed that there actually were hot Singles in the area."

"How do you get a fat person into bed? Piece of cake."

"My father was a nun. Whenever he was up in court and the judge asked ""occupation"", he'd say ""none"". (From Blackadder Goes Forth, is this still eligible for /r/jokes?)"

"I can take two pieces of rope eat them wait an hour then shit them out tied together.... I shit you knot... ha shit you knot"

"A blond walks into a bar You think she would've seen it."

"Who wants to start CatRoulette.com with me?!?!"

"New phone My sister got an Iphone 5c. I asked if I could C it she said ""No"" so I said SIRI ously"

"Where does spaghetti go to dance? The meatball."