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Joke of the Day
"The joke about the sun Well it's too hot to handle. And the joke about the circle has no point."
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"My Siamese twin told me a hilarious joke earlier. I almost pissed himself"
"Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time? Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr."
"Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage? Because they are the wurst."
"""This is not a drill!"" ~Guy holding a hammer."
"I don't understand it, my new book How to Overcome Your Addiction to Shoplifting' is sold out everywhere, yet I've not made a penny."
"Is it blowjobs or blow jobs? Fuck, I hate writing thank you cards."
"How many ears does Mr. Spock have? Three; a left ear, a right ear and the final front ear."
"What is 1000 laughs called? A gigglehert"
"What do you call a patella that sleeps around too much? Whore knee"