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Joke of the Day

"How many ears does Mr. Spock have? Three; a left ear, a right ear and the final front ear."

"What's the one advantage if Hillary Clinton is elected President? We'll only have to pay her 77 on the dollar"

"Why are pills white? because they work"

"A man trying to scam people into buying land in space was baffled when it didnt work. . . His sign read: 'SPACE AVAILABLE'"

"Why do male midgets laugh so hard when they play football ? It's because the grass tickles their balls."

"I would tell a funny science joke... but all the good ones Argon."

"A squirrel found big nuts to stock up in its tree. Now i have a empty nutsack and a burning tree."

"No thanks World Cup, if I wanted to watch a bunch of guys unsuccessfully try to score I'll just stay on Twitter."

"A guy sees a blonde across a lake He shouts to her ""Hey how'd you get on the other side of the lake?"" she replies ""You're on the other side of the lake!"""

"A man enters his house with a duck under his arm and says ""See, this is the pig I've been screwing"". ""What do you mean? That's not a pig."" his wife replies. ""I wasn't talking to you""."