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Joke of the Day
"I hate people who support the Nazis They're such deutschbags."
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"What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke? One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy."
"I realized I needed an altitude adjustment... ...so I booked the next flight out of town."
"Sometimes, eating is very similar to driving. You trust stale greens"
"Don't call me ""Dad"", please call me by my professional title, ""Half-Eaten Food Connoisseur Broken Toy Engineer Butt-Wipeologist""."
"I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !"
"Two reasons i never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone 1)I don't have an iPhone 2)I don't have a girlfriend."
"You can tell a lot about someone from the books they read, the things they say and how they conduct themselves in their personal life."
"- You pay more attention to the TV than you do me! - Ma'am, do you want me to fix your cable or not?"
"What do you call your Mexican crush? Juan Andonle"