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Joke of the Day

"Two reasons i never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone 1)I don't have an iPhone 2)I don't have a girlfriend."

"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl? You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball."

"What is the difference between 69 and an ambush ? With 69 you see the cunt coming at you."

"Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know."

"What do you call a Reddit Psychic? A 4chan teller"

"What is a Jawa's favorite drink? Martini"

"What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas? Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it."

"I have a friend with only one leg. He's been having some issues with stares."

"My watch broke a week ago I've been meaning to replace it but I don't have the time"

"There are two types of people in the world. Those who understand ROT26... ...and those who don't."