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Joke of the Day

"Did you know, If you get everyone in the UK to lie head to toe in a line across the English channel... ...They would probably drown"

"What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past? Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)"

"""We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy... ...but because it is cheesy."""

"Why do women find the guy in 50 Shades of Grey sexy? beats me"

"What's the difference between a Pakistani school and a Pakistani outpost? I don't know, I just fly the drone... *(Please don't hate me)*"

"I like my women like how I like my White House... No Bush!!!!"

"What do you call a confused gnu? A bewildebeest."

"How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass. hey-yo!"

"With all the different ways to sat the same jokes, how would you know it's not a repost? You just wait for the comments to link you up."