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Joke of the Day
"How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."
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"I would like to see more realistic math problems in schools cause there ain't no way some kid has 75 melons without stealing a produce truck"
"What kind of fabric does Mario use? Denim denim denim."
"Very few things upset my wife. So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them."
"How did the pig get to the hospital? in a hambulance."
"What's the different between a pilot and a pepperoni pizza? I give a shit when my pizza is burnt."
"You know what I find odd? Numbers that aren't divisible by 2."
"Grandpa...why is there a suppository in your ear? Oh... THAT's where my hearing aid went!"
"TIP: Always carry a motorcycle helmet with u. Then u never have to do your hair & u can blame it on safety & the law & stuff. #lifehacks"
"Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture."