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Joke of the Day
"I think I can speak for everyone when I say that I am a ventriloquist."
Next Joke
"I heard they are digging up Micheal Jackson Gonna melt him down use the plastic to make toys, so little boys can play with him for a change."
"To catch a grandpa, you must THINK like a grandpa *eats butterscotch candy, clicks on obvious spam email*"
"Packing my daughter's prom kit...lip gloss, stun gun, pepper spray, switchblade, and I've uploaded all 5 seasons of Teen Mom to her iPhone."
"Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words!"
"After months of practice, I can finally touch my toes. (By telling them that they are beautiful.)"
"Yes, I love them, Friend: You have sweet shop, don't you feel like eating? Him: Yes, I love them, but dad put all sweet counted, so I taste them and put them back..!!"
"Amy Winehouse is getting Botox injections? Really? Isn't that a bit like spraying Febreze on a pile of dog crap?"
"It took me 13 years but I finally deleted most of my e-mails."
"April showers bring May flowers.. And Mayflowers bring smallpox."