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Joke of the Day

"When I momentarily lack the ability to articulate my thoughts and use a preposition instead. That."

"If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders who supported Atlas ? His wife !"

"What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty? Because they named him Stevie Twoder."

"What's the hardest part of a gardener's job? Getting to the root of the problem."

"*jumps from plane* *forgets parachute* *grabs onto flying squirrel* *lives to tell the tale*"

"What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting? ""Anne hath a way."""

"If Leonardo DiCaprio played a police officer in a movie, what would his name be? Leonardo DiCoprio"

"The rising new trend is "" An@l Bleaching "". Usually I would be against such an activity ,but....Some ***holes do need to LIGHTEN UP !!"

"My work had a bake sale today We raised a lot of dough."