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"ppl always judge adam & eve for listening to the talking serpent but u never hear a single person say anything about dr doolittle"
"What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character? Zell, duh!"
"What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf? A gras shopper."
"A lady posted her grandmother's brownie recipe, so I tried making them. Turns out her grandma was a terrible cook"
"I bet Martha Stewart knits a really festive sock to wear on her wiener for the holiday season."
"my girlfriend said I have to give up my love of pointing out objects, or she would leave. I responded: ""well there's the door"""
"*hears a loud noise outside of bedroom door at night* *wife reaches over* ""Honey- WHERE ARE YOU?"" *already locked myself in the bathroom*"
"Magician: ""Think of a number."" Me: ""Okay."" Magician: ""Are you thinking of a number?"" Me: ""Yes."" *the crowd goes wild with applause*"
"Getting carried away is usually fun, unless it's by a truck."