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"Joke (for adults) Okay, so I'm going to tell you- HEY LOOK THOSE IDIOTS THE U.S. GOVERNMENT JUST LOWERED OUR TAXES"
"A Baby Seal Walks Into A Club... I'll see myself out."
"What do a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."
"Why did the farmer feed his cows money? He wanted rich milk."
"My Jewish employee wasn't very good at his job so Isaac'd him."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... In an airtight bag in the freezer."
"Her; My phones dead let me use yours Me; (throws phone out car window) oh I must of left it at home"
"And God promised men that... Good and obedient wife's would be found in all corners of the world.........Then he made the world round....and laughed and laughed and laughed..."
"I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones But I like him better in smaller roles."