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Joke of the Day
"How much hummus did the anorexic Arab eat? A tahini bit!"
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"Two scientists walk into a bar... ...The first one says: ""I'll have some H2O"" The second one says: ""I'll have some water too"" The first scientist got angry because his assassination attempt failed."
"Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer? Spam."
"Q: Why do you look out the window in the morning? A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway."
"Life is like a penis... simple, relaxed, hanging free, it's women who make it hard!"
"Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts."
"They don't make forks like they used to. Modern plastic ware makes me miss the good old tines."
"Sometimes a man's idea of honesty in a relationship is telling you his real name."
"Worst part about a dead puppy? Walking them is a real drag."
"Could yield signs be any more Canadian? ""You might have to stop. I'm not sure. You decide. Do you like me? I'm on a street!"""