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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar and asks ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"". The bartender replies ""No we only have plain."""

"The American education system. That's it. That's the joke."

"What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus? Irritable Brawls in Rome"

"A famous singer sang for patients in a hospital. He finished with a cheerful greeting: -Bye-bye , and hope you get better! -Thanks, you too! replied the patients."

"A new version of clue is coming out this year It's called Flint River Clue. The only weapon is a lead pipe."

"Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!"

"mars: I'm wet.... NASA: I'm coming over!"

"I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."

"[NSFW] Dad, I am a lesbian 1st Daughter:""Dad, I am a lesbian"" Dad; ""Oh okay!"" 2nd Daughter: ""I'm a lesbian too..."" Dad: ""Jesus Christ, does any one in this family love dicks?"" Son: ""I do."""

"Looking to find a way to say ""I'm not mad at you"" without actual human communication? Try a Facebook Like today!"