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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April? The snow on top of it has melted."
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"How do you annoy a computer person with a problem? Never mind, I figured it out."
"What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner? Sedimentary my dear Watson!"
"""What do we want?"" ""AIRPLANE NOISES!"" ""When do we want them?"" ""NEEEEOOOWWWWW"" I'm very sorry"
"Downhill is probably the only way I can honestly say I've rolled."
"What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common? They both came in a little behind."
"Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin' mate !"
"In Russia, Jesus finds you."
"If Hilary and Trump were to be stranded on an island, who would survive? America."
"If I got a boyfriend I wouldn't know what to do... What do they eat? How often do they need to be walked? Can they be house trained?"