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Joke of the Day

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A Buck-An-Ear"

"What begins with a "" C"" ends with a ""T"" has a ""U and a ""N"" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet in the middle. A coconut."

"What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common? I laugh at neither of them."

"You catch a giraffe with giraffe bait. You catch an elephant with elephant bait. How do you catch a click? Clickbait"

"What do you call someone with no legs? 30 a week poorer."

"What did the British gentlepimp say to his accountant bitch? Tally ho!"

"Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter."

"Dogs are all ""huh?"" while cats are all ""ugh."""

"Check-writing-grocery-line lady. No-turn-signal-SUV guy. Recline-seat-into-your-lap man. They're all voting tomorrow. Let's cancel them out."

"What do you call a cow with only legs on one side? Lean Beef."