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Joke of the Day
"I took a bite out of a vegetable the other day... The nurse was pissed"
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"A little Hanukkah humour What do you call a vagina-shaped candelabra? A Labia Menorah"
"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not? "
"What do you call... What do you call cheese with no friends. Forever provolone. Sorry for my bad pun"
"Just stepped on the scale. Now I have to replace a broken window and add $467 to the curse word jar."
"I'd like to explain what happened before the big bang Unfortunately there's no time"
"If smoking is so bad for you How come it cures salmon?"
"I always hated church because of all the standing, kneeling and sitting... I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."
"What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner? ""No thanks, I'm stuffed."""