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Joke of the Day

"Bishop gets in trouble for saying fruits should get married in churches ""It's only reasonable, they cantaloupe"""

"Friends and family are like butt cheeks... Shit seperates them but, they always come back together in the end."

"[spelling bee] judge: your word is serendipity. me: can you use it in a sentence. judge: sure. gary googled the word serendipity."

"My ex called me a peadophile... Pretty big word for a 6 year old. Edit for all the nazis: paedophile... Common typo and not the worst in the world imo"

"What do you call a constipated Benedict Cumberbatch? No Shit Sherlock"

"Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated? So their skin won't feel so abrucive"

"Whoever called it getting drunk and not grunk detting just didn't get it."

"I just saw a tiny UFO putting crop circles in a black dude's cornrows."

"What is a computer virus? A terminal illness."

"Why do american bears have forelimbs? They have the right to bear arms"