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Joke of the Day

"Bishop gets in trouble for saying fruits should get married in churches ""It's only reasonable, they cantaloupe"""

"What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ? One always offer a snack bar after saying hello"

"A Jewish boy asks his father: ""Father, can I please borrow 50 dollars?"" The father replies: ""40 dollars! What on earth do you need 30 dollars for!?"""

"Thought this up at work, prolly not funny, whatcha call it when a jew with Jiu-Jitsu skills fights you? Jewhitsyou."

"Why did the black guy loose all his money? Because a cop robbed him."

"If a camera adds 10 pounds then maybe stop eating them"

"Got kicked off the cruise ship after three day of constantly saying ""poop deck"" & snickering."

"What makes a hockey player laugh? (Warning: Cheesy) Slapstick Comedy!"

"Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard? www.oody www.oodpecker."

"I'm so lucky that I get to wake up every day and do what I love. (eat)"