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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a person and a manatee? HUMANITY! ...And bestiality...."
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"What is a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in ""unt"" Aunt."
"I'm great in bed I can sleep alllll night"
"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Bartender: ""Why the long face ?"""
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Unless he's a vegan then I'm pretty sure you can just get there through his pu$$y."
"Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed? He was not Boeing."
"Have a girl that everyone else dreams about, but don't dream about a girl that everyone else has."
"I forgot to wear my glasses when I drove today. I didn't even notice I wasn't wearing them until the kid on my windshield said something"
"What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter."
"These one line jokes are really something ..they put you up straight in line of fire."