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Joke of the Day

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Unless he's a vegan then I'm pretty sure you can just get there through his pu$$y."

"25- 35 year olds"

"I found out about you from my last nightmare."

"Pro-tip Ladies, try to refrain from plucking that one crazy hair from his nose while he's sleeping. He won't think it's as funny as you do."

"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and a dirty bus stop? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."

"""I hate when I can't think of the right word,"" she protesticulated."

"Last night last night a girl kept pounding on my hotel room door.....finally i had to let her out..."

"The creator of anagrams died... May he ""erect a penis"""

"What do you call the slimy stuff between dinosaurs' toes? Slow cavemen."

"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand? Because the indians kept coming and coming..."