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Joke of the Day

"Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets Then it hit me"

"What does it look like when you microwave a baby? Not sure, I close my eyes when I masturbate"

"I got punched in the face by a hipster today... I yelled ""Bro, that's not cool!"" He replied, ""not yet""."

"What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish."

"Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse says ""that's offensive asshole!"" -The one and only OG Nipple"

"When the cashier asks me ""Is that everything?"", I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her."

"What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women? Tuna Fey."

"The truth about cardiovascular health!"

"The Dumb Blonde Quiz"

"Gas should cost /gallon. Since the price is irrational."