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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The oyster farmer shucks between fits..."

"You know why they have a cock on the weather vane? If they had a cunt, the wind would blow right through it. -An old fuck."

"What keeps the KKK happy? A Klan-do attitude... I'll walk myself out."

"I keep trying to think of a bone joke But none of them are humerous"

"What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg? ""Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"""

"World peace (how to) If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours...followed by a global food shortage."

"[speed dating] HER: So what do you- ME: How fast can you order a pizza? HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT"

"I once dated a girl with a parrot. The thing was crazy and never shut up! The parrot was cool though."

"Dyslexic man walks into a bra Funny or nah?"

"I shit so hard.... .... If it was an abortion it would be illegal"