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Joke of the Day

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays guys house. Part 2: knock knock Who's there? The chicken"

"What does Rick and the Llama have in common? Caaaaarl!!"

"How do you confuse a blonde? Hold up two shovels and say, ""Take your pick."""

"What does a redneck say after sex? Thanks, sis."

"I hate when I show up to a funeral and another guy is wearing the same hot dog costume."

"Do you know how to save a Muslim from drowning ? Click if you don't know the answer . That's good :) . // you can replace muslim by anything , it is a racist JOKE //"

"No one ever mentions the 1000 miles of trouble free luxury cruising before the iceberg....."

"Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes."

"My son keeps putting out the fire in the fireplace Should I take him out of there?"

"almost called my teacher ""mom,"" but I caught myself after ""mo"" and added an ""n."" I had to pretend I was Jamaican for the rest of the year."