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Joke of the Day
"No one ever mentions the 1000 miles of trouble free luxury cruising before the iceberg....."
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"What is the most popular social media form at Hogwarts? SnapeChat"
"On the way to school... tl;dr"
"There is still no cure for mornings."
"There's a special hole in my backyard for people to hit me in the back of the ankles with a shopping cart."
"I went to the zoo and saw a piece of toast in a cage. The sign said ""Bread in captivity""."
"Divorce & Circumcision Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck."
"How did the toad feel in the morning? A little bit froggy"
"Doctor: What's your zodiac sign? Patient: Cancer Doctor: What a fucking coincidence!"
"What should my wife & I fight about tonight? Maybe start with something new then segue into a classic?"