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Joke of the Day

"captain: enemy sub approaching, activate the sauna 1st mate: dont you mean sonar captain (already in towel): full steam ahead"

"Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side? ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/"

"Finish this joke, ""I am Christian and I believe in science. In fact, I studied Physics at a Catholic University."" So far I have, ""Physics at a Catholic University? That's like studying... at a ..."""

"Tombstone: Here lies Houdini 2nd Tombstone: Now I'm over here"

"So I was talking to this dolphin the other day. It was so gnar"

"Secret: Something which is told to one person at a time."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar..."

"What do engineers use for birth control? Their personality."

"Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders? Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty"

"My fairy godmother asked me ""Do you want a long penis or a long memory?"" I don't remember my answer"