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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes."

"What is your best weed/stoner related joke? I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!"

"What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists? Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store."

"I was going to tell you a gay joke butt fuck it"

"I told my friend to not worry about being hungry at the beach. Because of all the sand which is there."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?"

"I wish we could all agree to adjust our cultural perspective on beauty so that I could eat more."

"A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, ""doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor replied, ""I know you can't, I've cut off your arms!"""

"Happy Birthday, black Jesus."

"Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens? She didn't want to litter"