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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists? Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store."

"Why did the porn star end up in the E.R.? One too many blows to the head. My only original joke. I'll see myself out."

"I saw a homeless guy masturbating on the bus the other day... *Where does he get off!?* -**Hampton Yount**"

"When is the only time a woman says something smart? When her sentence starts with ""A wise man once said"""

"I seasoned my beef with too much salt I'm salty."

"First the found ice on Mars and then they found water, now they just need to find whiskey to prove that 'Men are from Mars'."

"When asked about hobbies, don't start lap dancing. #jobinterviewfail"

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney."

"how sodomy started........ a good friend & an itchy butthole."

"What's Irish and sits outside? Patio Furniture"