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Joke of the Day

"Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight? Because they're lossless."

"If a tree falls in the woods and the wife's not there to witness it, it'll be my fault when i get home."

"a PS4 and XBOX One get shot the ambulance comes WII U WII U WII U"

"Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir."

"Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola? The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there."

"Why was the paralysed man uncool? Because he was lame."

"Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap."

"A teenage girl went to visit the doctor for her cough complaint. The doctor examined her with his stethoscope. 'Big breaths' he said. 'Yeah, and I am only thixteen' she replied."

"Why does my 2yo insist on looking homeless when we leave the house?"

"I'm starting a therapeutic cooking class for Parkinson's Disease patients. It's called ""Shake & Bake""."